i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So squirting runs in the family.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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