I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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