first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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