it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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