i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
