What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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