sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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