you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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