i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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