Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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