We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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