problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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