Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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