Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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