Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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