Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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