Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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