Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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