It's Friday. Sex?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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