at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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