dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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