Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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