Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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