i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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