I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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