so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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