38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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