Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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