he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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