Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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