She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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