i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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