i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
sex in a hospital.. check
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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