She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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