weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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