woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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