Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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