HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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