I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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