But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
the liver wants what the liver wants
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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