I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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