So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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