I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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