omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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