I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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