we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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