We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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