i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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