are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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