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.......Is that how you look for porn?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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