At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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