You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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