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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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• (415): View more from California

  thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.

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  So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?

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  pills.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line

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• (939): View more from Puerto Rico

  Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.

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