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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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• (+86): View more from China

  Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  .....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Are you alive?

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  I woke up under the pier.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday

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• (315): View more from New York

  sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch

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