Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.