Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him