so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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