well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You took a bar mat shot.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
