Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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